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Diet


Mirror, mirror on the wall


I look at you and want to bawl.


My tum is large my waist has gone,


I cannot get my panties on.


I need to diet, I need to slim


I long to be all neat and trim.


When I bend down can’t see my shoes,


My arms are fat, my feet are huge.


Oh woe is me, I weigh a ton,


Gone are the days my looks would stun.


A super diet which is brand new


Says eat five days and fast for two,


I’ll try it out just for a laugh


And maybe cut my weight by half.


And then upstairs I’ll make my way


And to my mirror I will say


“Oh mirror dear so hard I’ve tried


Please don’t crack from side to side”.