&Copy; 2014 Sara Davis Laughter Lines
The Age of Online Dating
In days’ of yore to seek a mate
One went to clubs to find a date.
Is the finest way to go.
I tick the boxes that apply
Looking for the perfect guy.
Tall and dark and very rich
This should go without a hitch.
I meet for tea, the date falls flat
He is short and bald and fat.
In addition he was brash,
I’m the one laid out the cash.
So my advice to find a he male
For heaven’s sake just don’t use email.