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My Sat Nav

In two hundred yards turn left and then turn right

Oh how those Tom Tom tones give me delight,

The very words are music to my ears

Allaying all my navigating fears.

No more trying very hard to see

How easily we get from A to B,

No more screams “You’ve lost the ruddy way,

Come on, come on we haven’t got all day”.

Never again will I end up in tears

As he angrily shouts and crashes gears.

Oh what a smashing novel inspiration

Is my saviour – satellite navigation.

But when it gets it wrong I sometimes shiver

I wouldn’t want to end up in a river.

If it happens now, I’m not to blame

It would be that stuck up Sat Nav dame.