&Copy; 2014 Sara Davis Laughter Lines

Home | About Me | Index |  Contact Me

Next (right)

Next (right)

They Say

It’s going to be a long hot summer they said

Then why, in June, do I still have

Hot bottles in my bed.

They said “No eggs or cholesterol will rise”

Now they say “a lot can’t hurt”

Why am I not surprised.

It’s said oysters are an aphrodisiac

But I’m getting way too old

To notice thereof a lack.

They say MP’s should all be lily white

For heavens sake will some kind soul

Murder the lot tonight.