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They Say


It’s going to be a long hot summer they said


Then why, in June, do I still have


Hot bottles in my bed.



They said “No eggs or cholesterol will rise”


Now they say “a lot can’t hurt”


Why am I not surprised.



It’s said oysters are an aphrodisiac


But I’m getting way too old


To notice thereof a lack.



They say MP’s should all be lily white


For heavens sake will some kind soul


Murder the lot tonight.