&Copy; 2014 Sara Davis Laughter Lines
It’s going to be a long hot summer they said
Then why, in June, do I still have
Hot bottles in my bed.
They said “No eggs or cholesterol will rise”
Now they say “a lot can’t hurt”
Why am I not surprised.
It’s said oysters are an aphrodisiac
But I’m getting way too old
To notice thereof a lack.
They say MP’s should all be lily white
For heavens sake will some kind soul
Murder the lot tonight.