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Music’s not the food of love

I think it should be song,

It’s quite apparent that the Bard

Has really got it wrong.


Though I’m afraid that when I sing

It comes out like a screech,

Because I’m tone and stone deaf too

High notes I cannot reach.


Even low notes I can’t get

Or any notes at all,

If I try to sing out loud

You’ll hear a caterwaul.


There is one person worse than me

My daughter who’s my pride,

When her family hear her sing

They make her stand outside.