&Copy; 2014 Sara Davis Laughter Lines
Mirror, mirror on the wall
I look at you and want to bawl.
My tum is large my waist has gone,
I cannot get my panties on.
I need to diet, I need to slim
I long to be all neat and trim.
When I bend down can’t see my shoes,
My arms are fat, my feet are huge.
Oh woe is me, I weigh a ton,
Gone are the days my looks would stun.
A super diet which is brand new
Says eat five days and fast for two,
I’ll try it out just for a laugh
And maybe cut my weight by half.
And then upstairs I’ll make my way
And to my mirror I will say
“Oh mirror dear so hard I’ve tried
Please don’t crack from side to side”.