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Diet


Mirror, mirror on the wall

I look at you and want to bawl.

My tum is large my waist has gone,

I cannot get my panties on.

I need to diet, I need to slim

I long to be all neat and trim.

When I bend down can’t see my shoes,

My arms are fat, my feet are huge.

Oh woe is me, I weigh a ton,

Gone are the days my looks would stun.

A super diet which is brand new

Says eat five days and fast for two,

I’ll try it out just for a laugh

And maybe cut my weight by half.

And then upstairs I’ll make my way

And to my mirror I will say

“Oh mirror dear so hard I’ve tried

Please don’t crack from side to side”.