&Copy; 2014 Sara Davis Laughter Lines
The True Story of Adam and Eve
Eve said to Adam “I’m tired of it here, this garden is making me sick,
Why don’t we start a dancing club, time would rush by in a tick”.
“We need more people” said Adam to Eve, “it’s no good telling you fibs”,
“That’s easy” said Eve a glint in her eye “All we need are more ribs”.
They asked the serpent for his advice – he looked back in hisssssstory,
But everything prior to Adam and Eve was shrouded in mystery.
Eve was sad and started to cry, Adam gave her a kiss very sound
Behind the tree of knowledge they rushed, for reasons no need to expound.
In time they got fruitful and multiplied – and being extremely prolific,
Guys and Gals in galore they produced – that apple was surely terrific.
Alas from the garden they were expelled, the Tree exchanged for a shrub,
But between them they certainly managed to get a huge load of folk “In the Club”